A clean house equals a clear mind

"Wait...are you sure we're doing this right?"

“Wait…are you sure we’re doing this right?”

Today, I was able to get some deep cleaning done, open the windows, get some things organized, and just in general NOT think about all of the other chaotic parts of our life. It actually made me feel like I accomplished something this weekend and like I wasn’t a complete mess.

So enough with the woe is me schtick. Let’s talk about how easy it is for your kid to embarrass you at Target.

Ohhhh so easy.

Today I took Jackson to Target after his nap. We were mostly picking up cleaning supplies and then trying to find a rain coat for him (success on both fronts, if you must know).

While in one section of the store, he proclaims that he found a ball. We weren’t even near a toy section, but lo and behold he holds up this Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle ball like it’s the Ring of Sauron (my precious). He’s so ridiculously happy he found it.

And personally, I was happy too. It was an incentive to keep him in line while we were wandering through Target. “If you’re good and stay by me, maybe we can get that ball.”

Except that….it wasn’t your normal ball. It’s shape was not exactly round, but more like when you smash 30 bouncy balls together and call it a day. It never went where he intended to bounce it. Which resulted in a lot of him jutting out in front of someone or their cart and me going, “JACKSON, WATCH OUT!”

Did I get a “Sorry mama!” Of course not. The little twerp looks at me and says, “No, YOU watch out mama.” Luckily for him, he wasn’t screaming it at me, but more like lazily using my own language against me like a teenager distracted with video games. I really didn’t even have a response but to sigh and then pull him over towards me.

Then at one point after repeatedly telling him to hold on to the ball, not to bounce it, he let it fall and then broke away from my grip. He went for it, but a woman stopped it with her foot. She and her husband looked at me with this weird expression that seemed like a mixture of pity and confusion.

I, of course, went into embarrassing mom mode and sputtered out the following, “Argh! I’m sorry. It just doesn’t…it’s not like a regular ball…it’s like one of those…” but before I could even finish, she just pushed it back over with her foot and then turned around and walked away.

It was awkward, to say the least.

And yet, I just kind of laughed it off. It was almost comical how disheveled and frazzled I looked at that moment, letting my kid run around Target with me. But he was so happy to play with that ball. And I was okay putting up with it….this time, at least. So really, it may have cost my dignity and three dollars, but all in all, that’s a price I can afford to see him light up for a couple minutes when he’s not being a complete psycho (which I’m told is just a phase, and I’m holding on to that for dear life).

Tomorrow it’s back to reality. Normally, I’d look forward to going back to work and digging in, but as the tables have turned, it was nice to get some real work done on the house this weekend – both house projects and cleaning some much-deserted areas of the house.  And also nice to see some friends, be outside and play with footballs, basketballs, baseballs and even odd-shaped bouncy balls.

So happy Sunday to you. Regardless of how you spent your weekend, I hope you got to find a couple moments to take a breather before the work week begins again.

About Lindsay

Happy mother of one, advertising account executive, so-so runner, always caffeinated

5 responses to “A clean house equals a clear mind

  1. Haha, my son also found one of those balls at Target this weekend. Complete chaos! It reminded me of Flubber.

  2. Valerie

    We were also at Target yesterday but we didn’t have the ball experience you did! We all have those moments, to be sure! lol 😛

  3. Oh mi god, Target. I was trying in vain to find a bathing suit for our family trip to Hawaii when my son was not quite two, I was still carrying at least half my baby weight, bleh. He was playing in the rack I was flipping through. Apparently, I took too long because he crawled out the other side and wandered off without me noticing. Once I did, I begin frantically checking other racks and looking down aisles only to have a ten year old girl bring him back and say with total disdain “Is this your child, he was three rows over.” Worst mother in the world, so bad even a ten year old thinks I suck. LOL

    • Shut the front door! Oh my goodness, I’m sure that was so scary when it happened. I have a little runner who loves the chance to flee in open spaces. And kids are so brutally honest, they always make you feel like crap. Case in point, this weekend while we were at a busy playground, this girl reprimanded ME for letting my son climb down the stairs that other kids were trying to come up because he was too scared to go further. It’s just funny when it happens because you kind of want to argue with them or go on the defense and then you have to step back and be like, “oh yeah, they’re just kids!” haha. Oh man. Thanks for sharing!

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